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Shalom, Irish Guys

October 15, 2020

Do we have to like Jews, mayor? What kind of question is that, Mikey? I don’t know, I just don’t like them. Me, neither, says Wilkes-Barre Mayor Spuds McAnus. So I’m not wrong, says Mikey Hoyle. Look, you’re vice president of the Irish Guys. I’m president. Irish Guys don’t have to like anybody. Jesus, that’s […]

Mr. Trump’s Personal Vietnam

October 14, 2020

Trump dodged the draft, didn’t he? Wilkes-Barre Mayor and Irish Guys President Spuds McAnus shakes his head at Coal Hole bartender and Irish Guys Vice President Mikey Hoyle. Please show some respect to the president. Well, did he or didn’t he? McAnus puts down his beer and explains. Mr. Trump is America’s commander-in-chief. Our soldiers […]

Trump Is Healed

October 13, 2020

At 10 am, Irish Guys Vice President Mikey Hoyle finishes his first beer of what is shaping up as a fine Tuesday morning. Blessing himself, he makes his first prolific announcement of the day. The president says he’s healed. Two bar stools down, Wilkes-Barre Mayor and Irish Guys President Spuds McAnus says, thank God. Thank […]

Make America Hate Again

October 12, 2020

Are we a militia, mayor? The Irish Guys are a social club, Mikey. We’re ethnics, right? Irish, says Spuds McAnus. Trump Irish, Mikey says. That’s us, says the mayor. What about them socialist Scranton Biden Irish? Just Biden their time, McAnus says. Are there any Irish of color? Bite your tongue, Mikey. What’s black Irish […]

Making America Great

October 6, 2020

Invitations are going out faster than Russian mail-in ballots for Saturday’s Irish Guys pro-Trump rally at their local Wilkes-Barre pub. Here’s what the invite says: “NO MASKS ALLOWED. “Show your support and your balls by packing the Coal Hole for a ‘WE SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT CLAMBAKE,’ an all-you-can-drink fund-raiser that includes beer and wine. Fifty-fifty […]

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