No, said Wilkes-Barre Mayor Spuds McAnus. We could make money for our Notre Dame Fund by packing in the Irish Guys here at the bar, Mikey Hoyle said. I’m boycotting the debate because of what they’re doing to Mr. Trump, McAnus said. Open up the Coal Hole at 5 for Happy Hour and offer drink […]
Do we have to like Jews, mayor? What kind of question is that, Mikey? I don’t know, I just don’t like them. Me, neither, says Wilkes-Barre Mayor Spuds McAnus. So I’m not wrong, says Mikey Hoyle. Look, you’re vice president of the Irish Guys. I’m president. Irish Guys don’t have to like anybody. Jesus, that’s […]
Trump dodged the draft, didn’t he? Wilkes-Barre Mayor and Irish Guys President Spuds McAnus shakes his head at Coal Hole bartender and Irish Guys Vice President Mikey Hoyle. Please show some respect to the president. Well, did he or didn’t he? McAnus puts down his beer and explains. Mr. Trump is America’s commander-in-chief. Our soldiers […]
At 10 am, Irish Guys Vice President Mikey Hoyle finishes his first beer of what is shaping up as a fine Tuesday morning. Blessing himself, he makes his first prolific announcement of the day. The president says he’s healed. Two bar stools down, Wilkes-Barre Mayor and Irish Guys President Spuds McAnus says, thank God. Thank […]
Are we a militia, mayor? The Irish Guys are a social club, Mikey. We’re ethnics, right? Irish, says Spuds McAnus. Trump Irish, Mikey says. That’s us, says the mayor. What about them socialist Scranton Biden Irish? Just Biden their time, McAnus says. Are there any Irish of color? Bite your tongue, Mikey. What’s black Irish […]
