Finally mustering the courage to confront Timmy Kelly face-to-face, Gino stood trembling on Woodlawn Street outside Hank’s Hoagies where they picked up take-out to eat in the car after their walk at the Little League field where Joe Biden played as a kid. Gino bought a Hank’s Italian. Timmy got a Hank’s regular. Each hoagie […]
New Year’s Day or no New Year’s Day, Mabel wanted her vaccination. Pampered U.S. Sen. Bob Casey who lived just down the street got his shot and he’s only 60 years old, slithering his way into line ahead of her and every other vulnerable senior citizen in town. Smart-ass U.S. Rep. Matt Cartwright, that smirky […]
Lake Scranton lured Casey Weatherhogg even when it rained. Now the weather changed. The water froze. Every morning back in August all you could see of Casey in the middle of the otherwise calm reservoir that provided drinking water to about 77,000 people was his bare behind, rising and falling like a hump-backed whale breezing […]
A crown of bullets trumps a crown of thorns any day. Earl Schmidt adjusted the fake gold tiara sitting snug on his head, gently touching the solid copper tips of bullets that encircled his noggin like cubic zirconia diamonds. Christ could have easily taken out those brutal Roman legionnaires if instead of a wreath of […]
Santa Claus is wearing a mask. So why does Democratic U.S. Sen. Bob Casey risk infecting his own neighborhood despite his protestations to the contrary? Concerned for myself and others, as I always do before going out in public, I wore a black mask Wednesday as I headed out on my regular afternoon walk. At […]
