The Outlaw Steve Corbett ink splotch

Our Soda Jerk Senator Fizzles

May 3, 2024

As parched Palestinian children drink poisoned gutter water, U.S. Sen. Bob Casey sips and savors a refreshing strawberry milkshake. Dressed in a dull gray blazer, preppy slacks and a white open-necked shirt, Pennsylvania’s privileged candidate for re-election clutches his frozen treat like vintage TV show “Happy Days” character Richie Cunningham on a malt shop date. […]

To Protect and Serve

April 25, 2024

Waving both raised middle fingers above his head, the skinny young protestor widens his stance like a fearless bantamweight fighter. Wearing his pants so low on his bony hips you can see the NBA brand printed on his underwear waistband, he taunts about a dozen members of the Pennsylvania State Police (PSP) that stand shoulder-to-shoulder […]

Biden Bans Public From Homecoming Rally

April 18, 2024

No ticket for you! Keep out! No Scranton peasants allowed! On President Joe Biden’s shamelessly ballyhooed homecoming trip Tuesday to Scranton, Pennsylvania, Biden banned the public from his rally in the heart of the city he lovingly calls his “hometown.” While commoners pay more for milk and honey, Biden’s world is the land of silk […]

Committed to Uncommitted

April 11, 2024

Anti-Biden protest on Biden Street! Sunday, April 21, at 11 a.m. near the Piazza dell’ Arte on Court House Square on the 500 block of what should be Spruce Street in downtown Scranton. Why? Here’s why. Presumptuous Democratic Party bosses from Scranton City Hall on North Washington Avenue to the White House on Pennsylvania Avenue […]

Living on Biden Street

April 4, 2024

Back in 2021 city officials in President Joe Biden’s Scranton, Pennsylvania birthplace renamed good old-fashioned Spruce Street as Biden Street, rechristening a traditional byway as a new and improved posh and prestigious address. To make matters worse, Scranton City Council also renamed the Central Scranton Expressway as the President Joseph R. Biden Jr. Expressway. Commonly […]

The Outlaw Steve Corbett ink splotch