SHAMAN

Irish German blood

boils volatile magic

burning

blasting

firing

mystical dreams

conjuring Celtic tribes’ witchcraft

born of pagan belief

as

fierce Druid priests

also curse

fools who step on crickets

HEX

the Red Witch teaches

never kill a cricket

expect trouble

if you do

get ready

for

pure German

pow-wow

power

coming

to curse

you

your son

your daughters

years beyond

your

cricket murder

payback

for your

human evil

manifested

in pain

so

know

well

my

Pennsylvania Dutch

spell

we

protect crickets

at all cost

METEOR

if you saw

fire

blaze

east to west

across

black and blue

southern night sky

you might understand

nature’s blazing tip

blasting white hot tailpipe exhaust 

shooting

star

inferno

into nighttime 

pagan nature

that 

one day

will

snuff the world

with

ease

blowing out life’s candle

to

say creation’s

final

good night

to

man-made

gods

LOKI

getting older

day

by

day

tight

stiff

hesitant

to

step into fire

still

burning

dark shadow

scars

on life’s charred walls

so warm yourself

in reflection

welcome fears

as

sweet gifts

prepare to face the fire god

who remains our barbaric friend

wielding a burning sword

to stand fierce

with us

until the end

HARRY

in the jungle

he exchanged

his green beret

for a loin cloth

rode his own elephant

fighting

beside

Montagnard tribesmen

with

Phoenix Program

Project Delta

Pleiku Mike Force

then home to work as a security guard

patrolling JC Penny’s in the mall

Harry never killed a shoplifter

for his country

not a single one

decades later he returned

to visit America’s loss

drink cobra blood

wear a Che Guevara T-shirt

laugh with a North Vietnamese colonel

he met in the street

in Ho Chi Minh City

Harry made peace with himself

and

the enemy

cradled a baby tiger in his arms

fed the cub milk

from a plastic bottle

I still have the picture he sent me

before he died

in Hawaii

happy

at last

finally safe

in the arms of the volcano god

Onion Eater

when bars were bars

thick

with

smoke

one rough man stood with scuffed work shoes

resting on the brass rail

picking whole raw onions

from a soup bowl on the bar

white

beneath peeled

thin skin

eating onions like apples

with salt and pepper

smeared with thick yellow butter

fat with flavor

biting into his second onion

before taking another bite

grinning before swallowing

he says 

gimme a kiss

Hold Your Fire?

Did a Secret Service sniper hold Thomas Matthew Crooks in his rifle sights but not pull the trigger until after Crooks opened fire on former President Donald Trump and people around him at a Butler, Pennsylvania, political rally?

Did that Secret Service sniper wait for authorization to shoot that came only after Crooks wounded Trump, killed a man sitting in the stands with his family and shot two other men?

Did the Secret Service sniper enable Crooks to keep firing over and over again before finally killing the would-be presidential assassin?

These unconfirmed suspicions top the list of questions that remain unanswered as several investigations continue into the July 13th presidential assassination attempt.

Pennsylvania State Police Commissioner Christopher Paris recently testified before a congressional hearing about the timeline of the shooting, providing his understanding of the number of shots Crooks fired.

“I believe that the number is eight,” Paris told the House Committee on Homeland Security. “Eight casings have been recovered.”

Did the Secret Service sniper who eventually killed Crooks watch him squeeze the trigger on his AR-15-style semi-automatic rifle eight separate times before finally squeezing the trigger on his own rifle? Why didn’t the Secret Service sniper kill Crooks sooner?  Do Secret Service snipers require supervisory approval before firing on a human target? Did the sniper who killed Crooks have the sole power to decide when to fire?

National news outlets have confirmed that seconds before the shooting began local police responded to reports of a suspicious man on the roof. When one officer hoisted another so he could see onto the roof, Crooks turned and pointed his rifle at him, news reports said. When that officer lost his grip and fell about eight feet to the ground he and the officer who hoisted him quickly notified colleagues about the man on the roof with a weapon, news reports said.

Police have not confirmed whom the two local officers alerted or how many seconds passed before Crooks opened fire. But did a Secret Service sniper already have Crooks in the crosshairs when the local officer ducked to keep from getting shot? If so, why didn’t the sniper shoot earlier?

National news reports speculate the Secret Service sniper teams, of which at least two were assigned to the rally, might have simply missed seeing Crooks until it was too late. Secret Service snipers do not need permission to shoot, those reports say.

Yet official skepticism surfaced recently when I spoke with a friend who said he had talked with a law enforcement officer who said he had spoken to other officers who had been assigned to the deadly Trump political rally in western Pennsylvania. News reports estimated about 100 federal, state and local law enforcement officers worked the Butler rally.

Despite quadruple hearsay my source is credible. So is the law enforcement officer to whom he said he spoke. Whether Pennsylvania police are spreading untrue rumors or shocking undisclosed facts, experienced cops are talking. When seasoned cops are talking people need to listen.

I’m a local news columnist seeking truth.

High-ranking government officials are responsible for delivering truth.

Experts must persist in investigating and presenting detailed answers that will hopefully better prepare law enforcement officials sworn to protect and serve the people and uphold the public trust. Full disclosure of all relevant facts in this tragedy might one day prevent another American presidential assassination. Shoddy inquiry only sets the stage for future carnage.

In this case, the public right to know is a matter of life and death.

Leo’s Golden Thread

A few years ago I paid Leo D’Angelo a couple hundred dollars for a suit. When I checked my closet this morning, I found a Mass card in one of the pockets of that black pinstripe suit I last wore to a first cousin’s funeral. That discovery alone illustrates the true value of the garment. I once bought a suit for $1,000 but rejected that outfit for the funeral. Instead I wore the suit I bought from Leo at LaSalle the Image Maker in Scranton’s South Side.

What Leo taught me over the years about style weaves a blessed design he sewed with golden thread into the fabric of his work as a master tailor and haberdasher who served his city, family and friends with unique style.

A handsome shock of thick white hair complemented his daily outfit. His suit matched his shirt that matched his tie that matched the puff sprouting from his breast pocket like a bright young flower in bloom. Dapper gentleman Leo D’Angelo carried himself with more old-world panache than any local moneybags lawyer, businessman, judge or elected official no matter how impressed any of them are with themselves.

Now, at 96, Scranton’s best-dressed man is gone.

Leo understood how a new “affordable” suit for a special occasion meant as much if not more than the $1,000 garb in which some men waltzed around town. The suits in which Leo outfitted me and countless others for a couple hundred bucks apiece made us more a part of the fiber of our city than any expensive suit from any pricy store. Let the pompous types scoff at an affordable suit. We know a snob when we see one — usually by his costume.

No better men’s store ever existed in Scranton than Leo’s. No place embroidered a better pattern of tradition onto the hearts of people who depended on Leo to meet the needs of proms, funerals, weddings or whatever other occasion that gives a man reason to get all dolled up. Leo might have turned me around a few times to fit me in front of the mirror, but he never turned his back on a customer.

Leo D’Angelo made every patron know he mattered as soon as he opened the door and entered the LaSalle fashion den cluttered with full clothing racks, antiques, display cases, nostalgic bric-a-brac and gadgets that filled the room.  Downstairs, though, was where Leo worked his magic. Leaning over a sewing machine he could take an empty coal bag and turn it into a tuxedo, a master molding a garment like an Italian Renaissance sculptor in Florence molding a piece of clay.

Knowing his customers inside and out, inseam length and waist, sometimes from the time they were children, Leo offered his precious gift to anyone who bought a suit and felt the glow as soon as he tried on the jacket. Boys and men alike, people who didn’t usually wear a suit, left the store knowing Leo helped them dress for success, providing them with a bit more confidence walking out than they might have had walking into his men’s clothing emporium.

Leo knew I was partial to wide pinstripes. Clothes don’t make the man, Leo said, but they help. Telling me I was built for a particular size suit and making me feel like a dashing heavyweight champion, Leo understood the importance of presence. More importantly, he bestowed a fashionable street chic on those of us for whom he cared.

Other suits in my closet might have cost more money, but they lack the personal touch Leo gifted me and other customers that included members of the local New York Yankees farm team, a couple of real Yankees and the late famous actor and playwright Jason Miller who frantically flew home from California needing a suit when his mother died. Leo took care of Jason, providing swaddling comfort to Scranton’s sad savant.

My dad taught me to always fight one more round. Leo never quit, never retired, gave up or gave into the pressures of the toughest Scranton day.

Tonight, in Leo’s honor, I’ll put on my favorite black pinstripes for dinner at home. I’ll play Dean Martin music and cook macaroni in olive oil and garlic. And I’ll toast a man with flair who stood with me in my corner when others didn’t and who helped me get ready for whatever was coming my way.

“Nobody in Scranton ever had more class than Leo D’Angelo,” I’ll say when I raise my glass of red wine to my friend’s memory. “Nobody ever will.”

He-Men … A Short Story

“Stop yelling at me, Shelly,” Hairball said to his old lady.

“Miss Richards called and said Morgan had beer on his breath at the Pre-K-graduation rehearsal,” Shelly said. “In case you forgot, Morgan is five years old.”

“I’m not the one who named a newborn baby boy after her favorite spiced rum,” said Hairball, whose Crushers Motorcycle Club brothers gave him his club name after watching him hacking so hard smoking dope one night he reminded them of a feral cat coughing up a hairball.

“If Miss Richards calls my parole agent he might send me back to finish my shoplifting sentence,” Shelly said.

“So we accuse the kid of breaking into my gun slash liquor cabinet,” Hairball said.

“That you keep unlocked and loaded around the clock,” said Shelly

“I told Morgan he can shoot my favorite deer rifle whenever he feels strong enough to lift that 30-30 cannon to his shoulder,” Hairball said. “You never know when the weightlifting I make him do every morning before he goes to school will pay off.”

“Maybe pumping iron with you in the cellar already did pay off,” Shelly said. “Miss Richards said Morgan told her she needed to get herself a real man like him.”

Hairball laughed so hard he choked like an alley cat gagging on fish bones.

“We’re he-men, me and Morgan,” he said when he caught his breath. “We got predator instincts you’ll never understand. Cavemen just like us killed all them dinosaurs extinct.”

“I’m serious, goddammit,” Shelly said. “I don’t want Morgan hunting sabre-tooth tigers at recess or drinking after shave lotion like you did last New Year’s Eve when we ran out of booze.”

“At least he’ll smell good at his funeral,” Hairball said. “And if he can’t drink what’s he going to do at our wedding reception when he gets tired chasing flower girls? Mommy’s going to deprive a thirsty little hillbilly a couple of cold ones?”

“I swear to God you better never let me catch you giving him alcohol here at home.”

“So why’d Santa bring him his own German beer stein last Christmas with his name and the Third Reich eagle engraved on the front?”

“For his juice!!!!”

“You’re the one told him his sippy cup made him look gay.”

 “I mean it, Hairball.”

“Relax, Shelly, I only gave him one 16 ounce can of Reading beer last week when he needed a drink.”

“Why did he need a drink, Hairball?”

“Because he was crying.”

“Why was he crying????”

“Morgan said the needle ‘hurted’ his arm when I was finishing up coloring the hula girl he wanted for his first tattoo.”

Mourning in America

Rising from the pile of frantic Secret Service agents shielding Donald Trump from further attack, the former president raised his fist in defiance. Screaming “Fight, fight, fight!” he electrified the world with his triumphant courage under fire.

The already chaotic 2024 presidential campaign exploded in a Butler, Pennsylvania, bloodbath Saturday afternoon with a homegrown assassin’s bullet tearing through Trump’s ear as he stood before a podium addressing a cheering crowd. A Trump supporter in the bleachers died from a head shot while two others suffered serious wounds. A police sniper terminated the 20-year-old white male suburban shooter.

Divine intervention, Trump told a reporter the following day.

Trump’s holier-than-thou hosanna set the stage for this week’s Republican National Convention in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, still a traditional blue-collar American city where 40 percent of the people claim German ancestry. Bratwursts, pretzels and oompah music provide a beery backdrop to a heartland of patriotism heralding hard work, conservative family values and stubborn nationalist pride.

Throughout the week the faithful will unfurl a sea of American eagle embossed banners. Brass trumpets will pay tribute to America’s boldest military commander. Flag-wavers will rally behind America’s future tyrannical ruler whom tens of millions of loyal supporters nationwide (perhaps tens of millions more since Saturday) praise for unwavering leadership and guidance only rivaled by God.

Maybe it’s simply providence that Trump’s very own running mate, U.S. Sen. J.D. Vance, once called Trump “America’s Hitler.”

With bucolic western Pennsylvania as a butchered backdrop, we who live and vote in the Commonwealth no longer serve as one of three crucial swing states. Pennsylvania voters will now lead the nation and send Trump back to the White House. For the record, we are home to the most residents of German American descent in the United States. Add Irish American voters prone to prejudice and the November election is a clean sweep for the GOP. The majority of an angry red United States will follow our lead.

Hail Trump.

I see no way for Democrats to avoid a Trump landslide victory. These elite pampered fools set the stage for their own defeat and the unbridled revenge to come in our twisted America. Democratic arrogance and mockery of working-class pain positioned these jackasses for defeat. Make no mistake about the possibility of imminent reactionary public policies. Despite all the recent talk from both mainstream political parties of dialing back the hate, Trump has already promised retribution.

People who inhabit Trump’s fatherland expect more payback than ever. Who knows how many men, women and children who attended the killer Butler rally hunger to get even with countless traitors to the cause? The assassination attempt only increased Trump’s authoritarian commitment to fight Democrats and liberals of any stripe, people Trump and his army target as true enemies of the people.

Good old-fashioned Second Amendment gunfire sealed the deal.

The deal?

What’s the deal, as President Joe Biden likes to say?

Here’s the deal: Responding to the assassination attempt, Biden gave up his re-election fight Sunday night as he sat pale and staring at a single camera during his bare Oval Office address, nebulizing a more human vision of tomorrow, shredding clarity into uncertainty. America’s president sacrificed his leadership on bended knee to marauding political barbarians at the White House gate who know the way in because they’ve been there before.

Biden quit.

In a nation awash in the blood of past assassinated presidents, Biden even forgot some of the most horrific American history that he of all people should keep at the forefront of his mind.

“But the idea — the idea that there’s political violence or violence in America like this is just unheard of,” Biden said Saturday night.

Unheard of?

The weeping ghosts of Lincoln and Kennedy alone should have been screaming in Biden’s head when he garbled history and lost track of his own assassinated presidential ancestors. Yet, he continued to whimper against the backdrop of an invisible white flag of surrender, frozen like a pale boxer sitting on his stool in the corner of the lonely ring, unable to answer the bell for the final round.

Democrats quickly backed off trying to push Biden off the ticket. Corporate media elites backed off making even legitimate criticism of Trump and his minions who will nonetheless continue portraying Democrats as vicious haters all the while ramping up their own symbolic assaults on Biden and his servile supporters.

No Democratic nominee, including Vice President Kamala Harris, can beat Trump. Prove me wrong, Barack Obama, Bill and Hillary Clinton. Prove me wrong U.S. Sen. Bob Casey, my timid Scranton neighbor who for years has refused to sit with me for an interview. Prove me wrong opportunistic defense contractor puppet and Congressman Matt Cartwright who also refuses to talk with me as a constituent and veteran journalist.

Come November all these political aristocrats, along with crude slob U.S. Sen John Fetterman and Pennsylvania warmonger Zionist Gov. Josh Shapiro, will have helped their Democratic colleagues lose control of the U.S. House and Senate.

When the gun smoke cleared Trump rose like the mythic phoenix rising from the ashes. Even facing the deadliest obstacles Trump stands ready to issue orders and deal with those who disobey his commandments. When Trump ascended in triumph that fateful day in Pennsylvania with blood streaming down his face, countless voters behind him ascended as well. When Trump raised his fist, they raised their fists. When Trump resurrected, their hopes soared.

Trump’s gutsy crimson drama captured on countless videos will play across America until Election Day and beyond. Trump and his legions who love him will watch the replay again and again. Frenzied by the attack, their faith in Trump and his vision will surge.

When Trump emerges as victor expect a powerful new breed ready, willing and able to punish any betrayer who opposes their master’s mission to make America great again. Expect our sacred republic’s reawakened vengeful horde to watch us more closely than ever.

They’ll watch me.

They’ll watch you.

For us, it’s mourning in America.

For them, the future offers a brave new world.