Pizza Party: A Short Story

Grimacing when he noticed the last beer at the back of the refrigerator, Boone grabbed the sweaty bottle by the neck. Standing too fast he hit his head on the freezer door. Kicking the door closed he opened the beer with the church key he wore on a silver chain around his neck like the Medal of Honor.

“Who wants pizza?” he yelled.

The four kids all squealed and howled at once, jumping up and down in the kitchen. Boone headed for the door swigging as he went. He could still hear his son Bowie, 5, cheering when daddy tore out of the gravel driveway in the truck spinning rock against the aluminum back door of the house they rented in Newport, PA.

Boone came home drunk six hours later with a six pack and a wet pizza box stained with grease from the cold pie. The kids had already fallen asleep on the floor for their pajama pizza party. Dropping the box on the kitchen table he opened a bottle of beer and stood by the stove.

Lee Ann had already gone to bed.

Bowie appeared out of nowhere, standing in his little bare feet and pajama bottoms staring at his father.

“Help yourself,” Boone said.

Walking hesitantly to the table, Bowie climbed up on the chair, kneeled as if in prayer and opened the box. Reaching for a limp slice of pepperoni pizza he ducked his head under the flopping hunk of dough and took a bite.

“It’s cold,” he said.

Boone snatched the pizza from his boy’s hand.

“Suit yourself,” he said, eating the slice in about four bites before digging in and eating the whole small pie all by himself.

Bowie went to bed hungry.

The pizza box remained on the kitchen table until Lee Ann cleaned up the kitchen the next afternoon and went on with her life in the country. Bowie and the other kids never mentioned what happened that night. Neither did Boone. They all went on with their lives in the country.

Twenty-five years later, laid up in the hospital with cirrhosis and laid off from his security guard job at the dog food factory Boone knew he was going to die.  Weak as he felt, his stomach still growled. He even told the nurse he was hungry. At about six that night the nurse said he could eat some solid food as long as he took his time chewing and somebody helped him. Maybe she could find an aide to feed him. Boone felt so fragile he couldn’t get out of bed to pee. Maybe his appetite was just wishful thinking caused by meds and delirium but, man, he sure wanted to eat.

Half in and out of sleep Boone dreamed about dozens of steamed clams with melted butter he wolfed down at the stock car track, fresh grilled corn on the cob and fat homegrown tomatoes Lee Ann sliced thick with mayonnaise for sandwiches for his lunch pail. Boone missed Lee Ann making his sandwiches for work. But he wasn’t working no more now so what difference did her dying from lung cancer make to him anyway?

Bowie showed up at 7 carrying a small pizza box. He reached up, turned down the volume on Jeopardy and pulled his chair close to the bed. The strong smell of spicy hot pepperoni filled the room

“Hey,” Bowie said, kicking the mattress too hard with his motorcycle boot, startling Boone awake. Then he kicked the mattress again even harder.

Staring at his father, Bowie said, “Who wants pizza?”

SHAMAN

Irish German blood

boils volatile magic

burning

blasting

firing

mystical dreams

conjuring Celtic tribes’ witchcraft

born of pagan belief

as

fierce Druid priests

also curse

fools who step on crickets

HEX

the Red Witch teaches

never kill a cricket

expect trouble

if you do

get ready

for

pure German

pow-wow

power

coming

to curse

you

your son

your daughters

years beyond

your

cricket murder

payback

for your

human evil

manifested

in pain

so

know

well

my

Pennsylvania Dutch

spell

we

protect crickets

at all cost

METEOR

if you saw

fire

blaze

east to west

across

black and blue

southern night sky

you might understand

nature’s blazing tip

blasting white hot tailpipe exhaust 

shooting

star

inferno

into nighttime 

pagan nature

that 

one day

will

snuff the world

with

ease

blowing out life’s candle

to

say creation’s

final

good night

to

man-made

gods

LOKI

getting older

day

by

day

tight

stiff

hesitant

to

step into fire

still

burning

dark shadow

scars

on life’s charred walls

so warm yourself

in reflection

welcome fears

as

sweet gifts

prepare to face the fire god

who remains our barbaric friend

wielding a burning sword

to stand fierce

with us

until the end

HARRY

in the jungle

he exchanged

his green beret

for a loin cloth

rode his own elephant

fighting

beside

Montagnard tribesmen

with

Phoenix Program

Project Delta

Pleiku Mike Force

then home to work as a security guard

patrolling JC Penny’s in the mall

Harry never killed a shoplifter

for his country

not a single one

decades later he returned

to visit America’s loss

drink cobra blood

wear a Che Guevara T-shirt

laugh with a North Vietnamese colonel

he met in the street

in Ho Chi Minh City

Harry made peace with himself

and

the enemy

cradled a baby tiger in his arms

fed the cub milk

from a plastic bottle

I still have the picture he sent me

before he died

in Hawaii

happy

at last

finally safe

in the arms of the volcano god

Onion Eater

when bars were bars

thick

with

smoke

one rough man stood with scuffed work shoes

resting on the brass rail

picking whole raw onions

from a soup bowl on the bar

white

beneath peeled

thin skin

eating onions like apples

with salt and pepper

smeared with thick yellow butter

fat with flavor

biting into his second onion

before taking another bite

grinning before swallowing

he says 

gimme a kiss

Hold Your Fire?

Did a Secret Service sniper hold Thomas Matthew Crooks in his rifle sights but not pull the trigger until after Crooks opened fire on former President Donald Trump and people around him at a Butler, Pennsylvania, political rally?

Did that Secret Service sniper wait for authorization to shoot that came only after Crooks wounded Trump, killed a man sitting in the stands with his family and shot two other men?

Did the Secret Service sniper enable Crooks to keep firing over and over again before finally killing the would-be presidential assassin?

These unconfirmed suspicions top the list of questions that remain unanswered as several investigations continue into the July 13th presidential assassination attempt.

Pennsylvania State Police Commissioner Christopher Paris recently testified before a congressional hearing about the timeline of the shooting, providing his understanding of the number of shots Crooks fired.

“I believe that the number is eight,” Paris told the House Committee on Homeland Security. “Eight casings have been recovered.”

Did the Secret Service sniper who eventually killed Crooks watch him squeeze the trigger on his AR-15-style semi-automatic rifle eight separate times before finally squeezing the trigger on his own rifle? Why didn’t the Secret Service sniper kill Crooks sooner?  Do Secret Service snipers require supervisory approval before firing on a human target? Did the sniper who killed Crooks have the sole power to decide when to fire?

National news outlets have confirmed that seconds before the shooting began local police responded to reports of a suspicious man on the roof. When one officer hoisted another so he could see onto the roof, Crooks turned and pointed his rifle at him, news reports said. When that officer lost his grip and fell about eight feet to the ground he and the officer who hoisted him quickly notified colleagues about the man on the roof with a weapon, news reports said.

Police have not confirmed whom the two local officers alerted or how many seconds passed before Crooks opened fire. But did a Secret Service sniper already have Crooks in the crosshairs when the local officer ducked to keep from getting shot? If so, why didn’t the sniper shoot earlier?

National news reports speculate the Secret Service sniper teams, of which at least two were assigned to the rally, might have simply missed seeing Crooks until it was too late. Secret Service snipers do not need permission to shoot, those reports say.

Yet official skepticism surfaced recently when I spoke with a friend who said he had talked with a law enforcement officer who said he had spoken to other officers who had been assigned to the deadly Trump political rally in western Pennsylvania. News reports estimated about 100 federal, state and local law enforcement officers worked the Butler rally.

Despite quadruple hearsay my source is credible. So is the law enforcement officer to whom he said he spoke. Whether Pennsylvania police are spreading untrue rumors or shocking undisclosed facts, experienced cops are talking. When seasoned cops are talking people need to listen.

I’m a local news columnist seeking truth.

High-ranking government officials are responsible for delivering truth.

Experts must persist in investigating and presenting detailed answers that will hopefully better prepare law enforcement officials sworn to protect and serve the people and uphold the public trust. Full disclosure of all relevant facts in this tragedy might one day prevent another American presidential assassination. Shoddy inquiry only sets the stage for future carnage.

In this case, the public right to know is a matter of life and death.

Leo’s Golden Thread

A few years ago I paid Leo D’Angelo a couple hundred dollars for a suit. When I checked my closet this morning, I found a Mass card in one of the pockets of that black pinstripe suit I last wore to a first cousin’s funeral. That discovery alone illustrates the true value of the garment. I once bought a suit for $1,000 but rejected that outfit for the funeral. Instead I wore the suit I bought from Leo at LaSalle the Image Maker in Scranton’s South Side.

What Leo taught me over the years about style weaves a blessed design he sewed with golden thread into the fabric of his work as a master tailor and haberdasher who served his city, family and friends with unique style.

A handsome shock of thick white hair complemented his daily outfit. His suit matched his shirt that matched his tie that matched the puff sprouting from his breast pocket like a bright young flower in bloom. Dapper gentleman Leo D’Angelo carried himself with more old-world panache than any local moneybags lawyer, businessman, judge or elected official no matter how impressed any of them are with themselves.

Now, at 96, Scranton’s best-dressed man is gone.

Leo understood how a new “affordable” suit for a special occasion meant as much if not more than the $1,000 garb in which some men waltzed around town. The suits in which Leo outfitted me and countless others for a couple hundred bucks apiece made us more a part of the fiber of our city than any expensive suit from any pricy store. Let the pompous types scoff at an affordable suit. We know a snob when we see one — usually by his costume.

No better men’s store ever existed in Scranton than Leo’s. No place embroidered a better pattern of tradition onto the hearts of people who depended on Leo to meet the needs of proms, funerals, weddings or whatever other occasion that gives a man reason to get all dolled up. Leo might have turned me around a few times to fit me in front of the mirror, but he never turned his back on a customer.

Leo D’Angelo made every patron know he mattered as soon as he opened the door and entered the LaSalle fashion den cluttered with full clothing racks, antiques, display cases, nostalgic bric-a-brac and gadgets that filled the room.  Downstairs, though, was where Leo worked his magic. Leaning over a sewing machine he could take an empty coal bag and turn it into a tuxedo, a master molding a garment like an Italian Renaissance sculptor in Florence molding a piece of clay.

Knowing his customers inside and out, inseam length and waist, sometimes from the time they were children, Leo offered his precious gift to anyone who bought a suit and felt the glow as soon as he tried on the jacket. Boys and men alike, people who didn’t usually wear a suit, left the store knowing Leo helped them dress for success, providing them with a bit more confidence walking out than they might have had walking into his men’s clothing emporium.

Leo knew I was partial to wide pinstripes. Clothes don’t make the man, Leo said, but they help. Telling me I was built for a particular size suit and making me feel like a dashing heavyweight champion, Leo understood the importance of presence. More importantly, he bestowed a fashionable street chic on those of us for whom he cared.

Other suits in my closet might have cost more money, but they lack the personal touch Leo gifted me and other customers that included members of the local New York Yankees farm team, a couple of real Yankees and the late famous actor and playwright Jason Miller who frantically flew home from California needing a suit when his mother died. Leo took care of Jason, providing swaddling comfort to Scranton’s sad savant.

My dad taught me to always fight one more round. Leo never quit, never retired, gave up or gave into the pressures of the toughest Scranton day.

Tonight, in Leo’s honor, I’ll put on my favorite black pinstripes for dinner at home. I’ll play Dean Martin music and cook macaroni in olive oil and garlic. And I’ll toast a man with flair who stood with me in my corner when others didn’t and who helped me get ready for whatever was coming my way.

“Nobody in Scranton ever had more class than Leo D’Angelo,” I’ll say when I raise my glass of red wine to my friend’s memory. “Nobody ever will.”

He-Men … A Short Story

“Stop yelling at me, Shelly,” Hairball said to his old lady.

“Miss Richards called and said Morgan had beer on his breath at the Pre-K-graduation rehearsal,” Shelly said. “In case you forgot, Morgan is five years old.”

“I’m not the one who named a newborn baby boy after her favorite spiced rum,” said Hairball, whose Crushers Motorcycle Club brothers gave him his club name after watching him hacking so hard smoking dope one night he reminded them of a feral cat coughing up a hairball.

“If Miss Richards calls my parole agent he might send me back to finish my shoplifting sentence,” Shelly said.

“So we accuse the kid of breaking into my gun slash liquor cabinet,” Hairball said.

“That you keep unlocked and loaded around the clock,” said Shelly

“I told Morgan he can shoot my favorite deer rifle whenever he feels strong enough to lift that 30-30 cannon to his shoulder,” Hairball said. “You never know when the weightlifting I make him do every morning before he goes to school will pay off.”

“Maybe pumping iron with you in the cellar already did pay off,” Shelly said. “Miss Richards said Morgan told her she needed to get herself a real man like him.”

Hairball laughed so hard he choked like an alley cat gagging on fish bones.

“We’re he-men, me and Morgan,” he said when he caught his breath. “We got predator instincts you’ll never understand. Cavemen just like us killed all them dinosaurs extinct.”

“I’m serious, goddammit,” Shelly said. “I don’t want Morgan hunting sabre-tooth tigers at recess or drinking after shave lotion like you did last New Year’s Eve when we ran out of booze.”

“At least he’ll smell good at his funeral,” Hairball said. “And if he can’t drink what’s he going to do at our wedding reception when he gets tired chasing flower girls? Mommy’s going to deprive a thirsty little hillbilly a couple of cold ones?”

“I swear to God you better never let me catch you giving him alcohol here at home.”

“So why’d Santa bring him his own German beer stein last Christmas with his name and the Third Reich eagle engraved on the front?”

“For his juice!!!!”

“You’re the one told him his sippy cup made him look gay.”

 “I mean it, Hairball.”

“Relax, Shelly, I only gave him one 16 ounce can of Reading beer last week when he needed a drink.”

“Why did he need a drink, Hairball?”

“Because he was crying.”

“Why was he crying????”

“Morgan said the needle ‘hurted’ his arm when I was finishing up coloring the hula girl he wanted for his first tattoo.”